You go to your computer in the morning and wonder why no one has left a bag of candies at your chair.
You meet strangers in line at Quick Trip and ask what presbytery they’re from.
You go out for pizza and when someone orders anchovies you rise to make a substitute motion.
You keep clicking the TV remote and wonder why it won’t register your vote.
You find yourself wondering around the sanctuary during the Sunday sermon looking for an orange paddle to move the previous question.
Got any others?
