I have been writing about illusion and becoming disillusioned so we can see the truth. I recently came across astounding evidence about an issue fathers find perplexing: What is the true nature of Barney the Dinosaur? We know that sometimes Satan comes as an angel of light. Might he have incarnated as a cute purple dinosaur?
Pastor Mike McClung of Maryville, Tennessee, has deciphered a hidden code that gives conclusive evidence on this matter:
1. Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2. Change all the U’s to V’s (as proper Latin would):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3. Extract all the Roman Numerals:
CVVLDIV
4. Convert these to Arabic Numbers:
100-5-5-50-500-1-5
5. Add them up:
666
Yep! Just what we always suspected.
Happy Father’s Day!
Source for the Dino code: Holy Hilarity. ISBN: 1578562813 pp. 15-16.
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