Church Bulletin Announcements

Sherman on the Mount (Sherman Keuk): Church Buletin Announcements

I love church bulletin bloopers. Sherman has a nice list, some I've not seen before. Here are some of my favorites:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days!

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm. Please use the back door.

And my personal favorite:

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

At a church where we belonged, there was an asterisk by the hymn selections, directing you to a note at the bottom of the page that said “Please stand and sing together.” One week it said “Please stand and sin together.”

My favorite one that I’ve actually witnessed was when the church secretary split the Apostle’s Creed over two pages. The page ended at “…He descended into Hell.” Then you flipped the page and that was it! Fortunately there were enough creedal Presbyterians there to bring the creed down the home stretch by memory.

Comments

[ZZMike]

Speaking of bloopers:

"Fortunately there were enough creedal Presbyterians there to bring the creed done the home stretch by memory."

There is no one free from errors, not even one.

[Michael W. Kruse]

LOL

Fixed it. But my errors aren't nearly as funny ... just annoying. :)