My Solution to PCUSA Funding Problems

In Bears, Bulls, and Golden Calves, John Stapleford writes:

Sentiment started to swing [in favor of gambling in the American colonies], however, in the face of the rising need for capital. With only three banks, lotteries were a major source of public and private funding for everything from the building of roads, water supply systems, canals and bridges to the construction of colleges (e.g. Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Pennsylvania) and even churches! Between 1744 and 1774 the colonies and sanctioned approximately 158 lotteries, whose proceeds paid for canals and roads, the building of 27 churches, 12 financial institutions, and the start-up costs of industries. ... (185)

Yes, Princeton!

It is time we returned to our roots and recovered our early traditions. At the General Assembly Mission Council this month, we need to approve the installation of Blackjack and Roulette tables in the lobby of the Presbyterian Center. We could have betting on overture outcomes at GA. Presby-Lotto wouldn't be a bad idea, either.

No luck would be involved because the only winners would be those predestined to win.

Have you got any other ideas?

Comments

[Carla Gentry]

One of the Elders at my church has suggest that our Presbytery take on the tradition of many of the other not-for-profits in our fair city and hold a gala or a dinner or a ball. She suggests that we pick some community leader, not necessarily a Presbyterian, and honor them, sell tickets and tables and raise funds like other not-for-profits. It really puzzles her why we don't this. It's an intriguing idea, but does not fit well with traditional ideas of stewardship. This is my 'other' idea. Prayers for you and the rest of the Council as you face difficult funding decisions next week.

[Alan Wilkerson]

I served a church in Nevada for six years and always felt we should be quarter slots in the back couple of pews and dollar slots up center.

You still had "change people" with these old heavy belts full of coin and we figured the ushers were to old to carry them. :)

[Chuck North]

As long as we're going back to our roots, we could go with pew rentals. Or church taxes?

[Travis Greene]

Wow. Is this a situation in which I can actually use the word "antidisestablishmentarianism"?

[Michael W. Kruse]

I was also thinking we could really go retro and do indulgences.

Travis

Yes, but don't use it in front of small children.

Carla

Thanks. Prayers are welcome.